15 December 2008

Last-minute entry for Attention Whore of the Year.

A New Jersey man is shocked and upset that his local grocery store refused to put his son's name on his third birthday cake.
The little fella's name? Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Oh,  but wait! There's more. 
Who paid for the cake they eventually got from the Walmarts? The public. 
Mr. & Mrs. Master Race live on Social Security disability payments, but his emphysema and her bad back hardly interfere with their ability to reproduce at an alarming rate. They've been married for 3 years and have 3 kids. The other children are named — I shiat you not — JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (named for Heinrich Himmler). 
It is all coming to pass, just as the movie Idiocracy foretold. 
And I've hardly scratched the surface of stupid found in the original article. If you dare: http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/warren-county/index.ssf?/base/news-0/122923112231930.xml&coll=3&thispage=1
Well of course dad has a neck tattoo and the kids have mullets. Why would you even ask?
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