09 June 2009

Look what the TiVo dragged in.

I sent TiVo to collect Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations. It's a really, really great travel show. Mr. Bourdain is quite the crusty bastard himself. Anyway, he did a show from Namibia, first broadcast in January 2007.
From the voiceover:
Long prized for its fat content, the anus of [the warthog] is just the kind of amuse bouche that you're not expecting. I know, by the way, at this moment, that I am doomed...This is one time where "well-done" is eminently desirable. But no, this hershey highway is served al dente. What am I doing with my life? Is this any way to make a living? Rectum! Barely cleaned, unwashed...the last footlong segment of lightly charred poopchute.
Poetry.

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