03 July 2009

The Enzyte of its day.

VITA RADIUM SUPPOSITORIES, for rectal use by men, are tone restorers of sex and energizers for the entire nervous, glandular and circulatory systems. These Suppositories contain a result-producing amount of highly refined soluble RADIUM, carried in a cocoa butter base. The Radium is absorbed thru the walls of the lower colon, enters the blood stream and is carried to all parts of the body — to the weakened organs that need its vitalizing aid. After leaving its durably HEALTHY RESULTS, the radium is gradually eliminated in about three days. Vita Radium Suppositories are guaranteed entirely harmless. Recommended for sexually weak men who, however, should use the NU-MAN Tablets in connection for best results. Also splendid for piles and rectal sores. Try them and see what good results you get!
More radioactive quackery courtesy of the Oak Ridge Associated Universities Health Physics Historical Instrumentation Museum Collection. Prepare to be amazed.

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