20 August 2009

Welcome home, dumbshit.

John Yettaw returned home to Falcon, Missouri yesterday. He's the chuzzlewit whose stalking of Burmese Nobel Laureate Aung San Suu Kyi caused her to be sentenced to an additional 18 months of house arrest, effectively sidelining her from the upcoming elections.
Nice going, moron.
Mr. Yettaw's motives were not entirely clear. But he told Mrs. Aung San Suu Kyi that he was a Mormon and prayed extensively while he was in her house, one of her lawyers said.
Sorry. I meant, nice going, mormon.
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I had some other stuff written about what a toenail-chewing tard this self-important nutbag must be, but deleted it all when I realized this picture really is worth a thousand words.
Here's seven more words that will surprise you not at all: four marriages, six kids, lives off disability.
When he got caught, it was actually the second time in two years he'd swam the lake to get to her. And he says he'd happily do it again.
Will someone please put this jughead under house arrest?

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