06 November 2009

Defenders of the Family.

Hot off her triumph at the Values Voters Summit, where she assured cheering Christian Conservatives that "God chose me," America's second-favorite Model Christian™ Carrie "I am disgusted at how some people can be so intolerant" Prejean is headlining yet another hatefest:
Awesome timing, New Jersey Family Policy Council! Clearly God is on your side!
According to TMZ:
When the video started playing, Carrie's first reaction was "that's disgusting"...and Carrie denied it was her. Then, the camera angle changed...and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed...so to speak. Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million dollar demand.
I don't know when Jackie Collins began writing for TMZ, but I approve.
Anyhow, you may recall that Prejean's pre-pageant topless photos were simply a matter of her being tricked by her photographer. As a good Christian woman, she would never deliberately pose topless.
Oh stop it, Mr. Photographer. Can't you see I'm looking for my modest Christian attire?
Okay, ready now. Shoot away!
Miss California pageant contract: Have you even been photographed nude or partially nude?
Prejean: No
I wonder how she'll explain away her porno movie?
Will she be invited back to James Dobson's Focus on the Family radio program? Will "Reverend" Dobson review her latest video claim to fame and once again solemnly pronounce, "you did one of the most courageous things I've seen anybody your age or anybody else do. What was going on in your mind?"
"Even though the forces of the evil and intolerant homosexual agenda in the guise of Satan tempted me into selling my body like a common whore again, I was always thinking about Jesus, Reverend, and just praising his name. 'Oh god, oh god, oh god...'"
UPDATE: They called it off. Must've been very last minute.

1 chimed in:

Butch said...

Again, she was "tricked" into playing with herself or she was only scratching herself and was not masturbating. ( she's been known to stretch the truth before, or just out right lie. ) I think we have a new definition of air-head. This poor christian girl was raised only for her looks and obviously not for her mental acumen. I think her fifteen minutes of infamy are finally over, save, the late-night comics slicing and dicing her into mincemeat.