"The Jewish Academy of Amish Technology is closed tomorrow."
It takes me a second before I realize that he's reading the scroll of closings from the bottom of his TV.
The Jewish Academy of Amish Technology.
My god. It's full of stars!
So of course we're laughing our fool asses off at this genius prank, and trying to figure out how to one-up it. We eventually come up with canceling services at the Harvest Bible Church of the Lord Jesus Christ Immanuel's Holy Name or early closing the smoking lounge at the Brookside Rastafarian Institute. But seriously, we're not even close to being as good as the Jewish Academy of Amish Technology.
There's still a lot of snow left this season. Maybe we should close the Thomas Bowdler Young Lady's Shakespeare Workshop?
Your suggestions are encouraged.