Heels wound all the time.

Yikes. The Telegraph reports that a couple had an argument in a taxi that ended with her stabbing him in the face with her shoe.

The shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, passed through his eye socket and touched his brain.

Yow.

Reminds me of the legendary Mimi Plastique video that Bea faithfully re-enacted in my car last week.

"Then I'm gonna beat the shit outta you with my goddam shoe. You think I'm playing?"

No, ma'am. I do not.