Long ago, in a fit of pique, I posted a sign on the front of the ol' crapshack that reads:
NO SALESMEN, SOLICITORS OR PREACHING. THANKS.
I just watched a complement of Jehovah's Witnesses come up my stairs and turn back around. Awesome.
If only it worked that well on those goddam magazine peddlers.
Flashlight fish have glowing lanterns below their eyes - Flashlight fish, also called lanterneye fish and scientifically *photoblepharon* (light-eye), are strange and wondrous creatures best viewed during a ni...
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