I promised Beloved that I would prove that there was, in fact, such a thing as a penis gourd.
And yes, dear, they are indeed 'nesians. Melanesians, specifically. The penis gourd is sported (and I'm positive that's the appropriate verb) by the indigenous highlander tribes of the island of New Guinea.
Maintain eye contact, cheerfully pretend not to notice the other dude's giant penis gourd....
I suspect this is the midlife crisis model.
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