02 May 2011

A joke worth explaining to Republicans.

"Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president."
- Seth Meyers, White House Correspondent's Dinner

"Sorry. Nope. Still don't get it. Try smaller words."

"Mr. President, look at your hair. If your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party is going to endorse it."

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