02 May 2011

A joke worth explaining to Republicans.

"Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president."
- Seth Meyers, White House Correspondent's Dinner

"Sorry. Nope. Still don't get it. Try smaller words."


HONORABLE MENTION:
"Mr. President, look at your hair. If your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party is going to endorse it."

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